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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:39
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Minds and Behinds
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
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Nuts and Butts
Then came..
Just Forget it!
Why did lobsters evolve bright colors if they are neither poisonous nor venomous?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No go.
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
Thumbs down again.
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Still no good
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Next, they tried...
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Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Which branch of engineering is better: ECE or Civil?
Loons and Moons
Freaks and Cheeks
Everyone loved it.
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They put up a sign reading
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
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